Lenbathan Venladwan is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm
crane.
Lenbathan Venladwan created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Lenbathan Venladwan, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Lenbathan Venladwan, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Lenbathan Venladwan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Lenbathan Venladwan's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
4. Do not run in public.
5. Do not hurt frogs.