Ragflagduss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy squid.

Ragflagduss created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragflagduss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ragflagduss, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ragflagduss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Ragflagduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the east.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. You must love Ragflagduss.