Ragflagduss is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy
squid.
Ragflagduss created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ragflagduss, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Ragflagduss, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Ragflagduss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Ragflagduss' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about moons.
2. Do not wear copper on your body.
3. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the east.
4. Do not shave your back.
5. You must love Ragflagduss.