Motmumgab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, boastful porpoise.

Motmumgab created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motmumgab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Motmumgab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Motmumgab's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Motmumgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Motmumgab.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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