Zodhotlan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless rhinoceros.

Zodhotlan created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zodhotlan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodhotlan, it will think nothing of it.

Zodhotlan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zodhotlan's Holy Commandments

1. Zodhotlan loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must love Zodhotlan.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zodhotlan.