Gabditham is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited
whale.
Gabditham created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Gabditham, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Gabditham, he will laugh at you.
Gabditham's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Gabditham's Holy Commandments1. Never think about cell theory.
2. Never eat turnips.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Gabditham.