Yikgigdot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered goat.

Yikgigdot created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Yikgigdot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yikgigdot, he will make you grow a tail.

Yikgigdot's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Yikgigdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always take life seriously.