Vegbodtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, staggering penguin.

Vegbodtarp created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegbodtarp, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vegbodtarp, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vegbodtarp's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vegbodtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not take Vegbodtarp's name in vain.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never hurt mites.