Wadcimfud is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered eagle.

Wadcimfud created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadcimfud, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wadcimfud, he will make you grow a tail.

Wadcimfud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wadcimfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Never laugh in the presence of gulls.

5. Do not hurt rats.