Hitkomgabbassflansomgonbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent fish.

Hitkomgabbassflansomgonbiss created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Hitkomgabbassflansomgonbiss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hitkomgabbassflansomgonbiss, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hitkomgabbassflansomgonbiss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hitkomgabbassflansomgonbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must pray to Hitkomgabbassflansomgonbiss seven times a day.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.