Hitkomgabbassflansomgonbiss
is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent
fish
.
Hitkomgabbassflansomgonbiss
created a down quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Hitkomgabbassflansomgonbiss
, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Hitkomgabbassflansomgonbiss
, she will turn you into a sheep.
Hitkomgabbassflansomgonbiss'
most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Hitkomgabbassflansomgonbiss' Holy Commandments
1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. You must pray to Hitkomgabbassflansomgonbiss seven times a day.
3. Never wear rings.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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