Vigdunbog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating shark.

Vigdunbog created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Vigdunbog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigdunbog, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Vigdunbog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Vigdunbog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Vigdunbog loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.