Fotgigrak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent dryad.

Fotgigrak created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fotgigrak, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fotgigrak, he will turn you into a sheep.

Fotgigrak's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fotgigrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

5. Never hurt ducks.