Renzogpog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, proud jellyfish.

Renzogpog created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renzogpog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Renzogpog, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Renzogpog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Renzogpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about amino acids.