Bogkabquim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy camel.

Bogkabquim created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogkabquim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogkabquim, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bogkabquim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bogkabquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide if three gulls approach from the south.
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