Mabmidlib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair fairy.

Mabmidlib created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabmidlib, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mabmidlib, he will come to you in dreams.

Mabmidlib's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mabmidlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not stand on grass.