Vinhabrag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, smart eagle.

Vinhabrag created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinhabrag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vinhabrag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vinhabrag's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vinhabrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.