Botvagpagtittifwegligvid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional spider.

Botvagpagtittifwegligvid created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botvagpagtittifwegligvid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Botvagpagtittifwegligvid, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Botvagpagtittifwegligvid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Botvagpagtittifwegligvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never feed spinach to dolphins while wearing fawn hats.

3. Never paint your hands mauve.

4. Worship no other gods but Botvagpagtittifwegligvid.

5. Do not kill frogs.