Govhitxin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthinking slug.

Govhitxin created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Govhitxin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Govhitxin, he will turn you into a slug.

Govhitxin's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Govhitxin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four sharks approach from the north.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.