Dogstipsit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered dolphin.

Dogstipsit created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogstipsit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dogstipsit, he will torture you forever.

Dogstipsit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dogstipsit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Always obey Dogstipsit's priests.

5. Always help sheep.