Dogstipsit is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered
dolphin.
Dogstipsit created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dogstipsit, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Dogstipsit, he will torture you forever.
Dogstipsit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Dogstipsit's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not shave your head.
3. Never go into mauve rooms.
4. Always obey Dogstipsit's priests.
5. Always help sheep.