Dadtalfen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent goat.

Dadtalfen created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Dadtalfen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dadtalfen, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dadtalfen's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dadtalfen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always obey Dadtalfen's priests.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.