Gupsakwad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, caring butterfly.

Gupsakwad created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupsakwad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gupsakwad, he will strike you with lightening.

Gupsakwad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gupsakwad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Retreat if five pigs approach from the east.