Capbafshav is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating snake.

Capbafshav created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Capbafshav, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Capbafshav, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Capbafshav's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Capbafshav's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Capbafshav must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Capbafshav.

5. You must love Capbafshav.