Fabzendad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, witty wolf.

Fabzendad created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabzendad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabzendad, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fabzendad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fabzendad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fabzendad eight times a day.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear mauve trousers.

5. Do not speak about melons.