Bopfabwot is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, loving coyote.

Bopfabwot created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bopfabwot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bopfabwot, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bopfabwot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bopfabwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never go into orange rooms.
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