Yakfitbunpop is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unfair hippopotamus.

Yakfitbunpop created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Yakfitbunpop, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yakfitbunpop, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yakfitbunpop's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yakfitbunpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Yakfitbunpop on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yakfitbunpop.