Sabspaglig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced pig.

Sabspaglig created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sabspaglig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabspaglig, she will make you grow a tail.

Sabspaglig's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sabspaglig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Hide if eight squirrels approach from the south.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Sabspaglig loves porpoises, so they must be respected.