Loopranflis Daphanmot is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, staggering
hedgehog.
Loopranflis Daphanmot created Asia two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Loopranflis Daphanmot, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Loopranflis Daphanmot, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Loopranflis Daphanmot's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Loopranflis Daphanmot's Holy Commandments1. Never wear trousers.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Put Loopranflis Daphanmot first in all things.
5. Never wear mauve corsets.