Loopranflis Daphanmot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, staggering hedgehog.

Loopranflis Daphanmot created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopranflis Daphanmot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Loopranflis Daphanmot, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Loopranflis Daphanmot's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Loopranflis Daphanmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Put Loopranflis Daphanmot first in all things.

5. Never wear mauve corsets.
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