Volliggun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous dryad.

Volliggun created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volliggun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Volliggun, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Volliggun's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Volliggun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.