Nellrotpid is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, smart goblin.

Nellrotpid created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellrotpid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellrotpid, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nellrotpid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nellrotpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Nellrotpid on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about gravity.