Nelruljig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, compassionate squirrel.

Nelruljig created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelruljig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nelruljig, she will think nothing of it.

Nelruljig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nelruljig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not chop down trees.