Bunwegfon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tranquil hamster.

Bunwegfon created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunwegfon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bunwegfon, she will turn you into a duck.

Bunwegfon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bunwegfon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bunwegfon.

2. Never wear black boots.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bunwegfon.

5. Always wear mauve.