Bunwegfon is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, tranquil
hamster.
Bunwegfon created the universe nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bunwegfon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Bunwegfon, she will turn you into a duck.
Bunwegfon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Bunwegfon's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bunwegfon.
2. Never wear black boots.
3. Always help tapirs in need.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Bunwegfon.
5. Always wear mauve.