Wipkadarm is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast centaur.

Wipkadarm created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipkadarm, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wipkadarm, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wipkadarm's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Wipkadarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.