Bontitfidhitgessrulcimnur
is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing
monkey
.
Bontitfidhitgessrulcimnur
created the world seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bontitfidhitgessrulcimnur
, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Bontitfidhitgessrulcimnur
, he will turn you into a sheep.
Bontitfidhitgessrulcimnur's
most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Bontitfidhitgessrulcimnur's Holy Commandments
1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Worship no other gods but Bontitfidhitgessrulcimnur.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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