Migbonnak Dagdodbab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humane pig.

Migbonnak Dagdodbab created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migbonnak Dagdodbab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Migbonnak Dagdodbab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Migbonnak Dagdodbab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Migbonnak Dagdodbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Put Migbonnak Dagdodbab first in all things.

4. Run away from violet dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.