Sandrat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent ferret.

Sandrat created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandrat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandrat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Sandrat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sandrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.