Hugbellpit Tifsinlab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, cheerful hummingbird.

Hugbellpit Tifsinlab created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugbellpit Tifsinlab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hugbellpit Tifsinlab, he will remove you from existence.

Hugbellpit Tifsinlab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hugbellpit Tifsinlab's Holy Commandments

1. Hugbellpit Tifsinlab loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never talk about gravity.