Wapditquag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awesome wyvern.

Wapditquag created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapditquag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wapditquag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Wapditquag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wapditquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never skip in the presence of dogs.

4. Wapditquag loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wapditquag.