Citnulsat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, loving octopus.

Citnulsat created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Citnulsat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Citnulsat, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Citnulsat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Citnulsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.