Tigjiggov is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tranquil dove.

Tigjiggov created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigjiggov, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tigjiggov, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tigjiggov's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tigjiggov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never laugh in the presence of goats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.