Zedingbod is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful duck.

Zedingbod created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedingbod, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zedingbod, it will laugh at you.

Zedingbod's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Zedingbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never wear cyan shorts.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.