Vanjat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, able octopus.

Vanjat created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Vanjat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vanjat, it will turn you into a mole.

Vanjat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Vanjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed spinach to aardvarks while wearing gray stockings.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.