Tafgessjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful hippopotamus.

Tafgessjarn created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Tafgessjarn, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tafgessjarn, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tafgessjarn's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tafgessjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.