Cetnilgom is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-powerful camel.

Cetnilgom created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Cetnilgom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cetnilgom, it will be very sad.

Cetnilgom's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cetnilgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never feed garlic to dolphins while wearing turquoise corsets.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear yellow rings.