Saglipril is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring slug.

Saglipril created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saglipril, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Saglipril, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Saglipril's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Saglipril's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not sing in public.