Begkemsin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical weasel.

Begkemsin created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begkemsin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Begkemsin, it will turn you into a rock.

Begkemsin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Begkemsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Hide from red aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Do not speak about wheat.