Gidfatfid Kanfumgantarg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, annoying beaver.

Gidfatfid Kanfumgantarg created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidfatfid Kanfumgantarg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gidfatfid Kanfumgantarg, she will ignore you.

Gidfatfid Kanfumgantarg's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gidfatfid Kanfumgantarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to otters while wearing purple kilts.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gidfatfid Kanfumgantarg.

5. Never look at moons.