Bagquart is a god.

It takes the form of a small, duplicitous dragon.

Bagquart created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagquart, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bagquart, it will turn you into a snail.

Bagquart's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bagquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Never feed parsnips to whales while wearing black boots.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about fire.