Labtarg Ruttnabcet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating bird.

Labtarg Ruttnabcet created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labtarg Ruttnabcet, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Labtarg Ruttnabcet, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Labtarg Ruttnabcet's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Labtarg Ruttnabcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.