Hunsadflab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional owl.

Hunsadflab created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunsadflab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hunsadflab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hunsadflab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hunsadflab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.