Fablogtap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, capable tapir.

Fablogtap created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fablogtap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fablogtap, it will be very unhappy.

Fablogtap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fablogtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Fablogtap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.