Zedyatduss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless bear.

Zedyatduss created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedyatduss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zedyatduss, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Zedyatduss' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Zedyatduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Never talk about cats.